A Man with "SOUL"

I had a hot friend from uni. We fooled around but that was it, never got to “it”. He got in touch with me recently. We caught up and it was like good old times. He said he was passing through town, we should get together. Great! He is fun, easy on the eyes, and SINGLE. Guess what? Me too!
I picked him up at the airport. He was as handsome as ever, complimentary to me, and we laughed all the way to my house. Definite chemistry and attraction going on. It’s been a while, and maybe I let this one get away—this was my second chance!
Good lovin’ couldn’t complain. It was when the conversation got all weird. He wears a chain with some symbol on it. I asked him about it. Oops. He got into this new-age religious spiel saying I don’t understand because I don’t believe, yada yada. Alright, alright, can we talk about something else?

Him:

“I’ve got a soulsister.”

Me:

"You’ve got a What? You only have a brother, I know that much."

Him:

“I have a soulsister, she lives in the States, somewhere in the Southwest.”

Me:

"Reeeeally? How did you meet your soulsister?"

Him:

"Oh I have known her for years. She MSNed me one day."

Me:

"Ahhh huh. Have you met your soulsister?"

Him:

"No—we email, text, she is married and she is a millionaire. "

Me:

"Ahh huh. Have you seen what your soulsister looks like?"

Him:

"Yeah, I have pictures of her on my laptop, wanna see?"

You bet I want to see Soulsista with the special powers brought to you by MSN! Show me!

Ok, now my friend is dark, handsome, and comes from a background of Middle-eastern, Mediterranean decent, so I could imagine he might identify with a little sorcery—witchcraft type stuff and have a soulsister who maybe looked the type—dark long hair, sharp nose, piercing dark eyes, you know Elvira type---NO!
Soulsister’s pic was a bodacious BLONDE PARTYING BAR STAR! Think Kesha in that video Tik Tok!

Me:

"That’s your soulsister?"

Him:

"Yeah....oh hey, I just got a text!"

Me:

"A text? Who is texting you at this time of night?"

Him:

"It’s her!"

Me:

"Oh really? What does she have to say?"

She says: “I can feel you. You are in the West.”

Him:

"You see! We have this special power thing going on, she didn’t know I was here."

Me:

"Uh huh. You guys really do have special powers. I’m tired. All this cosmic energy has exhausted me! Good nite."